You're my little dorito
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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