I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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