Come see our sink grown plant.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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