I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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