Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
my shit smells like andre
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There's always time for handjobs
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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