Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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