i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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