About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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