You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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