It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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