I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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