I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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