Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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