and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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