white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i dont even know how to be here
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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