i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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