my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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