these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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