everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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