whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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