We won't sleep together?
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
accomplished twins. life is a go
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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