Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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