I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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