Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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