you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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