do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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