Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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