have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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