Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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