# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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