is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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