Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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