The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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