so explain again why im purple
no
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
