Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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