I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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