She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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