He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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