she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
