i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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