Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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