Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's Friday. Sex?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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