It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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