nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Yo dont text me then not text me
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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