Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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