I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Randomize
