That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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