You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Couch. On fire.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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