This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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