should my penis look like a turkey
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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