The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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