How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize