just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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