I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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